ON THE PERPETUAL WHINING OF THE SO-CALLED OPPRESSED CLASSES WHO REALLY ARE THE PRIVILEGED ELITES OF THIS DEGENERATE GODLESS NATION OF OURS--AT LEAST COMPARED TO THOSE WHO ARE SUFFERING FROM REAL OPPRESSION (I.E., WHITE HETEROSEXUAL CHRISTIAN, MALES LIKE MYSELF)...

Liberals are constantly up in arms about discrimination—discrimination towards minorities, the poor, women, gays…you name it. But I personally think that it’s just a myth that these groups are discriminated against. Why, gays, for example, never had it better in this country than they do right now. They’ve taken over most of our government and are rapidly becoming the majority in places like New York, Vermont, and California. Soon we’ll all be forced to drink lattes and spend all of our time watching the Home Shopping Network.

And minorities sure can’t complain about anything, because one of their own has seized the White House. In fact, it’s predicted that by 2050 the original white population of this amazing country of ours will wither away to practically nothing. I’ve even heard statistics by those in the know about this issue that by 2087 there will only be about 23 people left in the country with pure Anglo-Saxon genes left uncontaminated by interracial fraternization, and all 23 will be living in Hopewell Junction, Montana (I’m saving up to buy some property there myself, just in case these predictions prove to be accurate). The rest of the country will be some big melting pot filled with people whose gene pools have been so diluted by sordid misogynistic fraternization that they won’t even know what race they belong to!

So I don’t really believe much in all these tales about discrimination that liberals keep dredging up. It’s just an excuse to make good, honest, hardworking, heterosexual males like me feel guilty for the extraordinary blessings that I’ve received from the Almighty as a reward for our utter and complete fidelity to HIS WORD and HIS COVENANT. Believe me, God knows darn well who deserves to reap the material blessings of this world and the spiritual blessings of HIS HEAVENLY KINGDOM and who doesn’t. So if you’re a godless, effeminate liberal living in some degenerate big city like New York or San Francisco and you’re having a hard time in life, my advice to you is to stop moaning and complaining about how the world’s discriminating against you, and get some TRUE FAITH quickly so that you can become one of God’s chosen like me. Then you’ll have all the blessings that you want in life and money will come pouring into your wallet like manna from heaven. And if you don’t believe this then read the Bible, which is HIS WORD, and your mind will become open to THE TRUTH.