Now that my mother Mrs. Irma Dowd (1936 Miss Christian Kentucky) is getting on in years, it's more important than ever for me to find a sweet, wholesome woman with good child-bearing hips to continue the long line of Dowds who have labored, oft-times in vain, to build God's kingdom in this sin-drenched world. My long deceased father, Lance Dowd Sr., always used to tell me, "Woman is the lure of S...atan, Lance. But if you have to sin, better to do it with a good Christian woman than with a beast of the field (a reference perhaps to the fate that befell my cousin Norbert).
There are beasts of the fields aplenty here in GOD'S COUNTRY (Liberty City, Kansas), but all the women have been corrupted by the great plague of SOCIALISM that is taking over this land since Obama stole the last two presidental elections. Anyone know where a SON OF THE WORD can find a good Christian bride to enjoy the Second Coming with?
There are beasts of the fields aplenty here in GOD'S COUNTRY (Liberty City, Kansas), but all the women have been corrupted by the great plague of SOCIALISM that is taking over this land since Obama stole the last two presidental elections. Anyone know where a SON OF THE WORD can find a good Christian bride to enjoy the Second Coming with?
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