A Really Good Question!

Why do so many people around the world hate REAL AMERICANS??!!?#? If only these deluded, godless souls understood what AMERICA really represents...

TRUTH
WHOLESOME GOODNESS
LOVE OF THE LORD
J - U - S - T - I - C - E
Hatred of the MIME

Eurosnobs love the Mime, but that is because they despise our American way of life, our big American cars, and our big boned American women. They hate sorghum an...d they love SOCIALISM.

No Europeans will ever be permitted to participate in the Jesusland Development Project as long as I am in charge!!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!?!!!?

The Two Roads!!!

Our wonderful LORD wants you to choose HIS WAY instead of the way of SATAN.

HIS WAY is the GREAT ETERNAL HIGHWAY That leads to HEAVAN. His way is the way of HALLELUJAH and AMEN, of complete and total groveling SUBMISSION to our LORD and H...IS LAW!!!

The WAY OF SATAN is the dark road of carnal love, wild parties with scantily clad satyrs gyrating to the demonic beat of secular music (with not so much as a HALLELUJAH or an AMEN in any of the lyrics!), and rivers full of mind-numbing alcohol, marijuana, and French pastries! And laughter--yes much laughter.....But, as Pastor Raftor, has said "those who laugh now will shed tears of grief when those last days come and the beasts of the nether regions pluck out their offending organs!!!"

Choose wisely...The Lord is watching your every move, and his WRATH IS HORRIBLE TO WITNESS! He loves you, but he will "casteth ye unto the flames for all eternity" if you choose unwisely.

ON THE PERPETUAL WHINING OF THE SO-CALLED OPPRESSED CLASSES WHO REALLY ARE THE PRIVILEGED ELITES OF THIS DEGENERATE GODLESS NATION OF OURS--AT LEAST COMPARED TO THOSE WHO ARE SUFFERING FROM REAL OPPRESSION (I.E., WHITE HETEROSEXUAL CHRISTIAN, MALES LIKE MYSELF)...

Liberals are constantly up in arms about discrimination—discrimination towards minorities, the poor, women, gays…you name it. But I personally think that it’s just a myth that these groups are discriminated against. Why, gays, for example, never had it better in this country than they do right now. They’ve taken over most of our government and are rapidly becoming the majority in places like New York, Vermont, and California. Soon we’ll all be forced to drink lattes and spend all of our time watching the Home Shopping Network.

And minorities sure can’t complain about anything, because one of their own has seized the White House. In fact, it’s predicted that by 2050 the original white population of this amazing country of ours will wither away to practically nothing. I’ve even heard statistics by those in the know about this issue that by 2087 there will only be about 23 people left in the country with pure Anglo-Saxon genes left uncontaminated by interracial fraternization, and all 23 will be living in Hopewell Junction, Montana (I’m saving up to buy some property there myself, just in case these predictions prove to be accurate). The rest of the country will be some big melting pot filled with people whose gene pools have been so diluted by sordid misogynistic fraternization that they won’t even know what race they belong to!

So I don’t really believe much in all these tales about discrimination that liberals keep dredging up. It’s just an excuse to make good, honest, hardworking, heterosexual males like me feel guilty for the extraordinary blessings that I’ve received from the Almighty as a reward for our utter and complete fidelity to HIS WORD and HIS COVENANT. Believe me, God knows darn well who deserves to reap the material blessings of this world and the spiritual blessings of HIS HEAVENLY KINGDOM and who doesn’t. So if you’re a godless, effeminate liberal living in some degenerate big city like New York or San Francisco and you’re having a hard time in life, my advice to you is to stop moaning and complaining about how the world’s discriminating against you, and get some TRUE FAITH quickly so that you can become one of God’s chosen like me. Then you’ll have all the blessings that you want in life and money will come pouring into your wallet like manna from heaven. And if you don’t believe this then read the Bible, which is HIS WORD, and your mind will become open to THE TRUTH.

THE TRUE SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE THAT PROVES GLOBAL WARMING IS A DANGEROUS LIBERAL MYTH!!!!

Liberals keep whining that we are destroying our planet because of global warming, BUT if these devious deceivers and malignant misconstruers of GOD'S ...LAW would just read his WORD they would see how false their pseudo-scientific theories are.

Here's the hardcore SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE as related to me by Pastor Raftor, who is most certainly one of the great scientific minds of the 21st century:

1) At creation Adam and Eve were living in a TROPICAL PARADISE that comprised the entire world. In fact, you could get bananas off every third tree in the Garden of Eden, based upon evidence from the latest biblical research out of Bob Jones University. So the world was much hotter at creation than it is today. IPSO FACTO...Global Warming is a Myth.

2) Adam and Eve were naked before the fall. You try going around naked today in Wintertime! Can't be done. IPSO FACTO...Global Warming is a Myth.

3) Rush Limbaugh has said that there are more trees in the world today than there were 100 years ago. Trees REDUCE carbon emissions that cause global warming. Therefore we must have a much cooler planet today than we did when Theodore Roosevelt was president. IPSO FACTO...Global Warming is a Myth.

4) There are more homosexuals in the world today than there ever have been in the entire history of the human race. But everyone knows that homosexuality only arises in cold climates. There are no homosexuals south of the Mason Dixon line. And there were no homosexuals in the Garden of Eden. IPSO FACTO...Global Warming is a Myth.

5) God promised Noah that he wouldn't destroy the world again after the flood. So it is vain and foolish to think that we could do anything to hurt this incredible planet of HIS. Or are you call THE ALMIGHTY a liar? Then you are probably damned already and you have much bigger problems to worry about than so-called Global Warming! IPSO FACTO...Global Warming is a Myth.

Yes the world will come to an end as prophesized in 2 years, 3 months, 6 days, and 7 hours. But it won't be because of something ridiculous like Global Warming. At that time, God will send down the Satanic forces of DIVINE RETRIBUTION to obliterate our planet and those evil liberals, environmentalists, feminists, homosexuals, and mimes who will remain behind after the rapture.

Of course, SONS OF THE WORD like YOURS TRULY will be viewing end times from Paradise while we sip sorghum slurpees with Abraham and Moses!See More

Real Christian Art for a Real Christian Home

HERE IS SOME FINE ART THAT I HAVE ACQUIRED TO HANG ON MY MOTHER'S (MRS. IRMA R DOWD OF BEAUTIFUL LIBERTY CITY, KANSAS) BEDROOM WALL.

My mother, true DAUGHTER OF THE WORD, knows, as sure as sorghum grows a-plenty in the God-fear state of Kansas, that JESUS LOVES THE USA like a sweet unsullied virgin!!! And if he were here today (and he will be VERY SOON!!!), he would certainly resist the FEMO-ECO-ISLAMO-SOCIALIST agenda of the Obama administration, and join along with his TRUE BRETHREN in the NRA, the REPUBLICAN PARTY, and the JESUSLAND REAL ESTATE PROJECT in working to create a TRUE CHRISTIAN STATE where his word (and not the teaching of the KORAN) are the law of the land.

My mother knows all this, but it doesn't hut to be reminded of HIS TRUTH ever now and then. And so when she goes to sleep at night she can meditate on these beautiful works of art (purchased for $7.95 each at Walt Kaslow's Christian Goods store in Mossback, Kansas)See More

GOD BLESS THE TRUE (!?) AMERICA!

Our founding fathers--true SONS OF THE WORD that they were--would be shocked and horrified at the country that we've become.  How could they have imaged that mimes, transvestites, and Satanists would be running the country that they created????

There is hope for the future, but you're not going to find it in New York or California (the playgrounds of Satan and his minions).  You can only find REAL American in places like Kansas, where men love women with ample child-bearing hips and women can think of nothing they'd rather do than procreate with a good Christian man who knows how to please them by making sweet heterosexual Christian love to them wile at the same time singing the praises of our Lord.

So on this day of our independence, let us not forget the duty that all Christians have to populate the planet with a new generation of SONS and DAUGHTERS OF THE WORD.  But do it quickly, because Pastor Rafter now predicts that the rapture will start in two years, one month, three days, and seven hours!

What I'm Looking For in a Bride

I haven't had any luck at all in the way of Christian love. The last woman I went out with was a sorghum hater, so there was no way in Jehovah's universe that would work out. So now I'm putting the word o...ut to all of my facebook associates. If you have a niece, daughter, granddaughter or younger sister who is looking to wait out the rapture with a TRUE SON OF THE WORD, send her my way!

I do have a few things that are absolutely essential in the future Mrs. Lance B. Dowd:

1) She has to be a TRUE DAUGHTER OF THE WORD. That means a REAL CHRISTIAN: No pseudo Christians please--i.e., Catholics, Lutherans, liberal Methodists, or any other denomination that doesn't get the fact that (1) the Bible is the LITERAL WORD OF GOD, (2) the UN-RIGHTOUS can never be saved, and (3) that THE GREAT TRIBULATION IS COMING, according to Pastor Rafter, in 2 years, 47 days, 6 hours, and 52 minutes.

2) She has to be WILLING TO DO BATTLE AGAINST DEMONIC FORCES in this sin-soaked world of ours (i.e., liberals, communists, homosexuals, environmentalists, feminists, those men who don the garb of women for pleasure or profit, socialists, Europeans, Obama-lovers, and Muslims...basically, anyone who is not a TRUE CHRISTIAN living in the heartland or bible belt).

3) She has to be clean--not just of heart, but body too. I've met many women who shower regularly, but don't wash between their toes the way that they should. The toes are a breeding ground for fungus and disease, and any future Mrs. Dowd will have to be careful about proper toe hygiene. In heaven there will be no toes or "other sinful appendages" but here on earth we must tend to "those orifices and appendages that lead us into sin and damnation." (Sermon of Pastor Raftor, March 3, 2005).

4) She has to exude NATURAL CHRISTIAN MODESTY. Jesus clearly has forbidden women to reveal any part of themselves that can cause any temptations of the flesh on the part of good Christian men (Luke 14:22-32). This means that the following body parts must always be covered both within and outside of the home: neck, shoulders, upper arms, breasts, back, hips, all recognized procreatory regions!!!, legs, feet, and, if extremely seductive, elbows and wrists. Any so-called woman who thinks that she can expose her flesh and still be a bride of this SON OF THE WORD is suffering from delusion. Remember, "O Children of Abraham" what happened to that other temptress, the seductive EVE--"mother of our inbred infirmity," because of her lascivious inclinations!

5) She has to recognized the wholesome, nutritious, nutty goodness of Sorghum--God's favorite grain. Any woman who thinks that I would ever eat oats or any other inferior grain product can never be the bride of this SON OF SORGHUM.

and most important of all...

6) She has to understand the REALITY OF THE MIME THREAT. Most women think mimes are cute and funny. But a TRUE DAUGHTER OF THE WORD knows that all mimes are spawns of the ANTI-CHRIST and must be ERADICATED FROM THE PLANET BEFORE JESUS RETURNS IN HIS GLORY!!!!!

I do have my ideal woman--one who meets all of my requirements to the letter--but unfortunately she's already taken. You can certainly use Michelle as a guide when searching for a proper bride for me. With a TRUE DAUGHTER OF THE WORD like her as a Jesus-loving, God-fearing, mime-hating role model, you know EXACTLY what I am looking for!